Too Stoopid

Here we go again!
I'll be givin out
Woah, everybody!

The first time I saw you you said you were drunk
Too much beer, or so you thunk
A night of drinking had clouded your head
And in another day you wouldn't know what you said
You said you were sorry as you drooled on my shoe
And I just laughed at one sight of you
You couldn't walk straight and you slurred when you spoke
And I thought it was just a joke

I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid
I want to love you but you're just plain dumb
I want to love you but you're head's full of air
You're stone dumb but I don't care

Well the second time I saw you you said you were sick
Strong cough syrup and many of it
Stomach cramps and a blistering fever
I carverd your thoughts like a butcher's cleaver
You're ? you said it yourself
You needed some rest, you felt like hell
All your medication had made you slow
But it was yourself, how was I to know?

The third time I saw you you hadn't slept a wink
Not enough Zs you just couldn't think
You tossed and turned the whole night long
And when you awoke the world seemed wrong
It was much too early, your eyes were lead
You said you felt like the living dead
Sleep deprivation was the word today
But how should i have known you were always this way?

The last time I saw you, you had nothing to claim
You couldn't think fast enough to even explain
I looked into you eyes and could see your teeth
It's strange enough, what you're saying to me...
A rocket scientist you will never be
You'll never be a master of philosophy
But dumb as you are, I can plainly see
It doesn't take a brain to see what you mean to me!