[Verse 1]
Poodle dos and saddle shoes don't mean a thing to me
It's your thigh-high nylons that bring me to my knees
Bring back the classic bob and drop the shaggy crop
In your thigh-high nylons, my eyes are spinning and they won't stop
[Chorus]
Thigh-high nylons, you're alright
Thigh-high nylons, you're out of sight
Where'd you get those thigh high nylons tonight?
[Verse 2]
Forget the floppy hippy skirt and lose the sloppy dyes
In your thigh-high nylons you'll always catch my eye
No, it's not the days of old, so take off that fur
In your thigh-high nylons is all you need and nothing more
[Chorus]
Thigh-high nylons, so fine
Thigh-high nylons, I'll make you mine
Where'd you get those thigh high nylons tonight?
[Bridge]
I caught you walking in the corner of my eye
And my field of vision was on your thigh-highs
Tried to make my move, but I hit the wall
Lying flat on the floor, you made the call
It was a fat "no" I heard from the lips
I checked my watch and the swinging hips
It was like that, what was I to do?
So I stepped on back and took a sip of my brew
Since the first time that my face turned red
You left me lyin' dead with a bullet in my head
Was it the end of it all? I just don't know
But your thigh-high nylons are stealing the show
Panty hose? No, we need thigh-high nylons
Black tights? No, we need thigh-high nylons
Bobby socks? No, we need thigh-high nylons
Nothing compares to what I got my eyes on
[Interlude]
A-one, two, one, two, three, four
[Verse 3]
Whatever happened to the mini skirt? That meant so much to me
In your thigh-high nylons, that's what I want to see
And what you wrap around your legs, the fabric of my life
In your thigh nylons I got you in my sights
[Chorus]
Thigh-high nylons, you're alright
Thigh-high nylons, you're out of sight
Where'd you get those thigh high nylons tonight?
Thigh-high nylons, so fine
Thigh-high nylons, I'll make you mine
Where'd you get those thigh high nylons tonight?
Thigh High Nylons was produced by J. Oscar Bittinger.