To Be a Cowboy

[Intro: Snotser & Dustin]
Ahh yeah Snotser Galligan here
My friend Dustin's a cowboy
And this is a song about what cowboys do
Isn't that right, Dustin?
Well let's see how ya get on, Snotser

[Verse 1: Snotser]
You need your cowboy hat to be a cowboy
You need your cowboy boots to be a cowboy
You need your cowboy horse, your steer
And you have to show no fear
You need all these things to be a cowboy

You need your cowboy shirt to be a cowboy
You need your cowboy spurs to be a cowboy
You need your cactus and your sand
Your horse at your command
You need all these things to be a cowboy

[Chorus 1: Snotser]
Yahoo! Lasso! I'm a cowboy
Yahoo! Lasso! I'm a cowboy
Yahoo! Lasso! I'm a cowboy
I'm a cowboy dude

[Verse 2: Snotser & Dustin]
You need your beans on toast to be a cowboy (Hold on)
You need to turn up late to be a cowboy
You need your shovel and cement
And to dodge your weekly rent
Put the bill up by twenty percent
And be a cowboy

You need a doctored sick note to be a cowboy
You need the odd Shakespeare quote to be or not be a cowboy
You need a chip on your shoulder
JCB to move the boulder
Hey you know [?] you're a cowboy (That's a real cowboy, Snotser)

[Chorus 2: Dustin]
Who are you? I'm a cowboy
Who are you? I'm a cowboy
Who are you? I'm a cowboy
I'm a cowboy dude (Take it away, boys)

[Bridge: Dustin and Snotser]
Snotser, what would you know about being a cowboy?
You don't even have a stetson
No, I got a Datsun. 323
Ah go on outta that

[Verse 3: Dustin]
You need to hang out at the bookies to be a cowboy
You need to get your boots all mooky to be a cowboy
You've got to whistle at the girdles
Watch the horses jump the hurdles
You can hire me at your peril
'Cause I'm a cowboy

[Chorus 3]
Yahoo! Lasso! They are cowboys
Yahoo! Lasso! They are cowboys
Yahoo! Lasso! They are cowboys
They are cowboys now

Yahoo! Lasso! They are cowboys
Yahoo! Lasso! They are cowboys
Yahoo! Lasso! They are cowboys
They are cowboys now

[Outro: Dustin]
Anyway, Snotser, about the stetson 323 you have
Is there an engine in it?
How's [?] Apache
Come on, I'll cut them off at the pass
Snotser, will you get outta them high heels?
They do nothin' for ya