Numb

[Verse 1]
Don't whinge, don't whine about Christmastime
Don't block the telly with the size of your belly
Don't hokey don't cokey, don't listen to Smokie
Round to next door for a bit of karaoke

Don't be mean and leave the Coffee Cream
There's your auntie Jean, looking at the Queen
On the screen, it's a scream
Don't start, don't stop, your granny's throwin' up
Get a mop ya pup, she's been on the sup

Don't shimmy, don't shake, pick the icing off the cake
Don't wake your mam up too early by mistake
Don't wait up for Santy, use that hanky
You'll get socks from your auntie
Stop that hanky panky
Don't forget the battеries, they're not includеd
Santy brought that toy, now ya better use it

[Chorus 1]
I feel numb
I love Christmas
I feel numb
I love Christmas
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

[Verse 2]
Don't shout, don't tout, don't spout from your mouth
Don't pull at the tree, are ya listenin' to me?
Don't eat yellow snow, ask any eskimo named Joe (Ho ho ho)
Don't forget to plug out the lights
We'll do it all again tomorrow night
Don't eat turkey
Don't eat turkey
Don't eat turkey
Don't eat turkey

[Chorus 2]
I feel numb
I love Christmas
I feel numb
I love Christmas
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

I feel numb
I love Christmas
I feel numb
I love Christmas
Ooh ooh ooh ooh