This Holiday

[Verse 1]
It's the first day of November
This year is dragging on
Not even December
And they're playing Christmas songs
They're hanging decorations
Putting up the tree
Does anybody else
Hate this just as much as me?

[Verse 2]
They got you trained so well
You're camping at their door
Consumer bastard animal
You wrestle to the floor
Buy me what I want
Put yourself in debt
(I'm so over it)

[Chorus]
This holiday
I wanna be alone
I can kiss under the mistletoe on my own
This holiday
It's all about me

[Post-Chorus]
Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree
Don't carе if Santa's pissed
Put me on the naughty list
Plеase enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me

[Verse 3]
I can't seem to remember
If I ever cared at all
I can't take a Christmas break
'Cause I work at the mall
Only one day off
Wouldn't it be great
If I didn't have to spend it
With people that I hate?

[Verse 4]
I took a piss on your burning yule log
I'm passed out in the snow, drunk on eggnog
I got a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Past
Kicked a stocking up his ass

[Chorus]
This holiday
I wanna be alone
I can kiss under the mistletoe on my own
This holiday
It's all about me

[Post-Chorus]
Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree
Not feeling yuletide cheer
Maybe try again next year
Please enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me

[Bridge]
Rudolph
Fuck off
Don't turn your nose up at me
Frosty is melting
You know he can't take the heat
Now that it's Christmas Day
I'm just stopping by to say
This holiday, I wanna be alone
This holiday, I wanna be alone

[Chorus]
This holiday
I wanna be alone
I can kiss under the mistletoe on my own
This holiday
It's all about me
Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree

[Post-Chorus]
Won't play your reindeer games
Caroling drives me insane
Please enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me

[Outro]
This holiday
This holiday
This holiday
Don't care if Santa's pissed
Put me on the naughty list
Please enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me