[Verse 1]
Hey, if I could just eat hay
I wouldn’t have a thing to lose
I’d only have to sleep and chew
Say, if I knew what to say
Wouldn’t talk about Stalin’s youth
I wouldn’t be offending you
[Chorus 1]
But if I’m honest, I’m not that honest
But at least I’ve got the guts to say
I get jealous, overzealous
No, I’d never cry again
If I was just like them
[Verse 2]
Change, if I could only change
I could solve my A.D.D
I could sell my fake degree
It’s kind of strange
If she had only stayed
I wouldn’t self-medicate
I wouldn’t have to meditate
[Chorus 2]
But if I’m honest, I’m not that honest
But at least I’ve got cojones to say
I get jealous, overzealous
No, I’d never cry again
If I was just like all the rest of your friends
Floating through life without a voice in my head
God, I wish I was just like them
If I was just like them
[Outro]
God, I wish I was just like them
God, I wish I was just like them