The Upper Decker Poop Song

You're bored in your heart, you're bored in your soul
Because your poop always winds up in a bowl
You're feeling sad, you're feeling blue
You need someplace new to put your poo
I'll give you some advice, I need no thanks
The coolest place to drop a load is in a tank
Sing it

It's called the upper decker, it's called the upper decker
It's called the upper, upper, upper, upper, upper decker
It's called the upper decker, it's called the upper decker
It's called the upper, upper, upper, upper, upper decker

Remove the lid, put your feet on the seat
Hover over the tank until the deed is complete
If you got a lot of poop, go ahead and repeat
The next time somebody flushes, they will get a treat
Sing it

It's called the upper decker, it's called the upper decker
It's called the upper, upper, upper, upper, upper decker
It's called the upper decker, it's called the upper decker
It's called the upper, upper, upper, upper, upper decker