The Dingleberry Song

Well, a little piece of poop that you missed while wiping
Gets tangled up in your butt hair
You try to pull it out, but it hurts too bad
So you just leave it there

Dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingleberries
Dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingleberries
Dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingleberries

You struggle with soap and water in the shower
But the dingleberry won't behave
And that means it's time to get out the razor
That's right, your butt needs a shave

Dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingleberries
Dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingleberries
Dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingleberries

When the human race is more evolved
All of our poopy problems will be solved
We've got to rearrange our DNA
So all that butt hair goes away