I’m So Thirsty (That I’m Drinking My Own Pee!)

Well, I've been stuck in this desert for quite a few days
And things are looking real bad and I'm in a haze
And now I've decided I'm gonna drink my own pee
Yes, I've simply become that thirsty
I know that pee is nothing but my body's gross waste
You don't want that stuff anywhere close to your face
Except for when you're in the desert
And you're dying of thirst like I am

So I'm just gonna pee in my hand
Just a couple drops, then bring my hand up to my mouth
And I'm gonna drink it
That wasn't so bad

Anything tastes good when you've been stuck in the desert
For several days without any food or water
I wanna drink a little bit more of my own pee
But I don't have any more of my own pee left inside of me

Oh, I'm so thirsty that I'm drinking my own pee
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm so thirsty, I'm drinking my own pee

Now that I know how helpful it is to drink my own urine
I'm looking back at the last several days
When I just wasted it by peeing in the middle of this desert
And watching it evaporate immediately
I could've been drinking that
If I die tomorrow, I will die knowing that
I probably could've lived another day or two
If I had started drinking my pee
From the moment I got lost out here in this desert

Oh, I'm so thirsty, I'm drinking my own pee
Yes, I'm so thirsty that I'm drinking my own pee