The Ten Plagues

[NARRATOR]
And Moses went down to meet the man
Pharaoh in Egypt land
Moses say:

[MOSES]
Let my people go

[PHARAOH]
Oh no
I'm not gonna let your people go
That's free labor, don't you know?
Have you forgotten?
I'm a bad mofo
I'm the Pharaoh

[MOSES]
I'm gonna make some juju on you

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Moses turned his rod into a serpent
Pharaoh's juju man did the same
Then Moses reached way, way down
Turned the rivers into blood

[PHARAOH]
Oh

[NARRATOR]
Say the Pharaoh, but he would not give in
Moses put a plague of frogs all over the place

[PHARAOH]
Ooh

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Say the Pharaoh, but he would not yield
Moses put a plague of cow sickness on 'em
Cows falling all around

[PHARAOH]
Ooh

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But Pharaoh still would not yield
Moses put a plague of boils on 'em

[PHARAOH]
Oh

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Hit 'em with hailstones big as rocks

[PHARAOH]
Oh, oh

[NARRATOR]
And Moses laid three days and nights of solid darkness on the land

But the Pharaoh would not give it up
Would not let the Hebrew children go
Then Moses reached back to the bottom of his bag
He hit 'em with the baddest one of all
A plague of death

All the first-born Egyptian children died
Pharaoh's first-born died
The mighty Pharaoh cried

[PHARAOH]
Ow, ooh
Go
[?]
Take the Hebrew children with you

[NARRATOR]
Moses walked out the door
Slow and cool
God's own fool