The Ted Commandments
TISM * Track #27 On Great Truckin’ Songs of the Renaissance
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- #2
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- #3The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
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- #4If You’re Creative, Get Stuffed
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- #5
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- #6Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says ‘Don’t Walk’
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- #7
The Ballad Of John Bonham’s Coke RoadieTISM
- #8Choose Bad Smack
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- #9The Fosters Car Park Boogie
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- #10
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- #11I Drive a Truck
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- #12
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- #13Kill Americans
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- #14Volare
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- #15The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
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- #16Slave To The Economist
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- #17I Shit Me
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- #18Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
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- #19Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
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- #20The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
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- #21And The Ass Said To The Angel: Wanna Play Kick To Kick?
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- #22The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator
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- #23Jack Elliot’s Turf Whinge
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- #24Ezra Pound – Axe King
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- #25Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode
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- #26Morrison Hostel
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- #27The Ted Commandments
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The Ted Commandments by TISM
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About
The final track (#27) on the album, it is unlisted on the LP sleeve and CD cover but has come to be known as “The Ted Commandments” due to the diatribe’s content.
It is read by friend of the band Max Crawdaddy, a former presenter with RRR.
The Ted Commandments Lyrics
Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance
Recorded January–March 1988
Platinum Studios; Trees Studio; The Venue, Melbourne
Radio 3RRR FM, Melbourne, Victoria
TISM know the following people obey the Ted Commandments:
• The Most Beautiful Economist In The World
• Richard "The Crusher" Vomit
• "Action" Greggers, and
• The Slave To The Economist
The Ted Commandments:
• Ted Whitten
• Ted Nugent
• Ted Heath
• Ted Kennedy
• Ted E. Bear
• Ted E. Roosevelt
• Ted E. Boy
• Ted Hamilton
• Ted Little Niggers
This Is Serious Mum have left the building
The Ted Commandments Q&A
Who produced The Ted Commandments's ?
The Ted Commandments was produced by Mark Woods & TISM.