The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword

There's violence on the television
And letter bombs in the mail
But things can't be all that bad
'Cause Derryn Hinch went to jail

Famine eats up children
The peace talks, they always fail
But things can't be all that bad
'Cause Derryn Hinch went to jail

You might have double malaria
The doctors look at you, they go pale
But things, they can't be all that bad
When Derryn Hinch goes to jail

Christ himself on the cross
Told the guy who banged in the nail
"Mate, things, they can't be all that bad
When Derryn Hinch goes to jail"

Don't you know?
I can take Ronald Reagen
I can take Menachem Begin
I can take tetraplegia
I can take total amnesia
I can take black, spiky hair
I can take germ warfare
I can take 'Chasers' and 'Inflation'
I can take hyperventilation
I can take total bowel disfunction
I can take nuclear destruction
I can even take Mike Willesee
Well, at a pinch
But one thing I cannot take is Derryn Fucking Hinch