Jack Elliot’s Turf Whinge

[Intro, in reverse]
Women, they can come, and the women, they can go
And the women, they can talk about Michelangelo
But don't you... cruelest month, ah
But don't step on my blue suede sh–

[Verse 1]
I'll be your back-door man
Rectangular with a wire-mesh screen
I'll be your back-door man
Rectangular with a wire-mesh screen
I'll be your back-door man
By the way, how are the kids?

[Outro]
Ron Hitler-Barassi: "Well then what do you think about that?"
Interviewee: "Uhh... greebo yeebo, reti po haleb, crouw a, fantic rantic, manya mmm... binqua?"