The Story Of The Modern World

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The Story Of The Modern World
Four and twenty mass murderers sitting on death row
Taking bets and placing odds on who will be the first to go
That's the story from the modern world

Two hundred thousand million fishes
Swimming in the sea
Trying to dodge the oil slicks made of mercury
That's a tale from the modern world

In the Amazon jungle there was once a cure
For every thing
But now it's all been chopped down
Gone and disease is multiplying
That is the story of the modern world

Therе is a lady eighty nine but she looks sixteen
Causе every thing has been replaced
From her eyelids to her spleen
That's the tale from the modern world

There's rocket ships landing on Venus, Pluto and Mars
But I don't really give a shit about that
Cause I'm creeping around the bars
That's what I do in the modern world

Some thing's they just don't change
I'm having fun in this modern world
Even if it's turning very very deranged