The Story of Jimmy Plays

[Intro]
Yo
Huh, let's go
Yeah

[Chorus]
We was out here
We was lit
With our diamond armor, we were swingin’ our picks
This is Jimmy Plays with the Minecraft chicks
Takin’ it back to the year one six

[Verse 1]
Just tryna make some more money out there
I was in middle school, didn’t have a care
Walked around the halls, was the freshest on the block
Hallway turned into red carpet once it hit 8 o’clock
Got a Blue Yeti for my birthday present
Brought it to a party to flex on all the peasants
Downloaded Bandicam and loaded up a savе
And it was Minecraft parodies that I had gave
Did onе for anyone you could possibly name
Will.I.Am, Katy Perry, LMFAO, the game
Was blowing up at the time, had to capitalize on the trend
Had to get my 3 cents before it would come to an end
I made so many of them
Minerwork, Minecraft Rock Anthem and Creep and Shout
People might say I was way too prolific
But it’s the Minecraft hustle you cannot doubt
People might have fun of me, called me cringe
But that’s the great part, they never tried it before
It’s probably my songs that they would always binge
They probably loved them deep down at their core
The songs were not the greatest quality ones
But goddamn when making them did I have a ball
Who knew 3 years later it would crash down
My great legacy would begin to fall

[Chrous]
We was out here
We was lit
With our diamond armor, we were swingin’ our picks
This is Jimmy Plays with the Minecraft chicks
Takin’ it back to the year one six
When Jimmy could not be touched
It was the epic gamer trophy that he had clutched
But he’d been treading a line that was oh so thin
Beaten by the man who had no chin

[Verse 2]
Jimmy was hustlin’, he was just vibin
2016, damn they were wildin’
But Jimmy didn’t care, didn’t care about nothin’
Till he saw his recommended, there he saw somethin’
The thumbnail was his face stretched out
“THIS CRINGY KID MUST BE STOPPED” the title spelt out loud
The cynicism in the voice was truly legendary
But to poor little Jimmy, it felt so scary
Look at his nose! Look at his teeth!
He’s literally braindead, can’t you see?
Jimmy didn’t know what to say or what to do
The man was named Leafy, he got 6 million views
Hisses and death threats all in the comments
Wasn’t on the spectrum and still got called an autist
Jimmy was losing hope on being an artist
Dislike-bombed to death, ratio was the strongest
That the kid had seen in quite a while
The dislikes outweighed the likes by a mile
Some of those comments man, they were vile
And just remember, all of these went to a child
But Jimmy realised he had one last plan
To redeem his career and make himself a man
He planned a strategy so he could clap back
The unmatched fury of a brutal diss track

[Chorus]
We was out here
We was lit
With our diamond armor, we were swingin’ our picks
This is Jimmy Plays with the Minecraft chicks
Takin’ it back to the year one six
When Jimmy could not be touched
It was the epic gamer trophy that he had clutched
But he’d been treading a line that was oh so thin
Beaten by the man who had no chin

[Verse 3: Lil Karat Stixx & JimmyPlays]
I searched up “diss track beat” on YouTube
And what I heard was just straight fire
I spit some bars like a gold mint, I was unstoppable
They said I was pushing it, the situation is dire
Yeah Leafy you suck, stop hatin on me
Leafy cause you in a bush, like leaves
Yeah you suck Leafy bet you smell like fart
Hating on me you so mean Leafy
Minecraft is awesome you’re a bully
Stop being a bully, you’re like a bowl of cornflakes
Your IQ is like a chicken, that’s what you are
I’m awesome and you suck, take that uh!
Goddamn those were facts, he spittin the truth
I been spitting fire since I came out of the womb
I knew Leafy would never come back from that
He’ll never survive that amazing diss track
Next day, saw my face stretched again
“CRINGY MINECRAFT KID FIRES BACK” the title said
His nasally tone just shook me to my core
If the dislikes were bad then, now there’s even more
People wanted me to die and rot in a cage
They wanted me to catch ebola or pass away from aids
They were calling me cancer, but I’m a virgo
Yeah of course I was a virgin, I was like, 10 bro!
You just couldn’t stop the army, they were filled with rage
And it’s weird to think that most of them were my own age
The stress was overwhelming, they leaked my private info
Saw a load of kids laughing outside my window
So I had no choice but to take it all down
The channel was deleted and I lost my crown
Jimmy Plays never returned to the game
But come to think of it, that move was quite lame

[Chorus]
We was out here
We was lit
With our diamond armor, we were swingin’ our picks
This is Jimmy Plays with the Minecraft chicks
Takin’ it back to the year one six
When Jimmy could not be touched
It was the epic gamer trophy that he had clutched
But he’d been treading a line that was oh so thin
Beaten by the man who had no chin

[Outro]
But the sadness is no more
I ain’t that cowardly and that’s for sure
And even if my legacy crashed to the floor
I’ll promise you I won’t be sad no more
But the sadness is no more
I ain’t that cowardly and that’s for sure
And even if my legacy crashed to the floor
I know I won’t be sad no more
I know I won’t be sad no more, yeah
I know I won’t be sad no more, huh
I know I won’t be sad no more, yeah
I'm telling you, I won’t be sad no more!
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