Norm of the North

[Chorus]
My wrist make me like a polar bear
Norm of the North, north, north
Women want to be my servant
I tell them come forth, forth, forth
They don’t believe me at first
But the second they see my Porsche, porsche, porsche
I am the king of you all
Somebody pass me the torch, ay ay ay

[Verse 1]
I am the Norm of the North, it’s a movie about a polar bear who lives in the city and this bad guy wants to do things with this bear but he doesn’t, I swear these animated feature length movies get so damn predictable after every single one that it’s just unbearable to take at this point

Did you get that pun? Oh boy
That’s my career destroyed

Oh, chains are so flashy
I got the ice on my wrist, yeah the karats so massive
I’m passive aggressive to all of you haters
But not the first part cause I deal with hate
With hate!
This is your fate
I am banned from 13 American states
Specifically states which produce no snow
So when I bring my wrist, which tends to glow
They get mad, teachers get sad
Temperature drops to -15 degrees, that is rad
They kick me out
I guess these blizzards just isn’t allowed
Murder the universe like it’s the Gizzards and the Lizard Wizards, like wow!
This wrist so cold it be Ice Age
Got 69 rollies, call this the Nice Age
My wrist so wet, your phone be in the Rice Age
Trust me, I commit no heist, aye

[Chorus]
My wrist make me like a polar bear
Norm of the North, north, north
Women want to be my servant
I tell them come forth, forth, forth
They don’t believe me at first
But then they see my Porsche, porsche, porsche
I am the king of you all
Somebody pass me the torch, ay ay ay

Boutta do a little bit of crazy stuff here…
They won’t believe this… aye…

[Verse 2]
Norm of the
Norm of the
Norm of the north
You should read up on Lil Karat Stixx lore
I was just 1 when I got my first chain
At just 6 months I got my pinch of fame
I was so cool you wouldn’t believe
Ice on my wrist before I was conceived
She believed all of this stuff was a dream
Spin that around, then it turn into sbeve
Everyday turned into Christmas
As much as I hate Jake Paul all of this feelin like Litmas
If you disbelieve then none-this your business
Without this ice you feel like you did fitness
But with all this ice, it feelin’ like Christmas
I have got all the dough and all the bread
Yesterday I shot down all the feds
I just popped 100 xannies, I’m dead
Norm Of The North metascore be in reds
That movie’s awful but I had to find a metaphor as quick as I could
I don’t know if I should flex some more but come to think of it I probably should
Chains on my neck
Wallet in hyperspace just like it’s Beck
I am now going to receive a check
House full of money, I sleep on the deck
Gotta give a shoutout to my boys Flex
Although their existence is bound to perplex
I’m goin’ through changes, I feel just like X
How many millions will I make next?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Anything below that’s crossing the line
Back away from the bills, this is all mine
This is a decade I will define
Walk in my vicinity, bye to your spine
Hater came up, I’m like “Back off you swine”
Y’all ain’t original, you be Frankenstein
But I am who I am, and this is my shrine!

[Chorus]
My wrist make me like a polar bear
Norm of the North, north, north
Women want to be my servant
I tell them come forth, forth, forth
They don’t believe me at first
But then they see my Porsche, porsche, porsche
I am the king of you all
Somebody pass me the torch, ay ay ay