I Am Literally Going To Ascend At 3:45 PM

[Intro]
I just spent a hundred million dollars on a watch and I threw it on the ground like what
Oh my god, guys, it's Lil Karat Stixx, my favourite - ohhh! Oh my god...
Yo!
It's finally time
Yeah, ay

[Verse 1]
Pop the champagne like darts at a carnival
Center of attention, player one like Parzival
The media hate me, bet they writin’ up an article
People really hatin’ on the Stixx, that’s barnacles
They say I caused a genocide with all the bass
Well they just too weak to realise I aced it
I scored all the points, Karat nеver disappoints
And I’ll always be the king of mеme rap, face it
I been on the hustle since the day I was born
When I took my first steps, they be soundin’ the horns
Got a B in phonics, yeah my wins be astronomic
And when I went to middle school, I became the hot topic
Collabin’ with famous rapper was in my dreams
Nowadays Drake be hittin’ up my DMs
But I leave him on read, cause I’m making more bread
And his music recently been mid, it’s what I said

[Chorus]
We makin’ all the bills
Karat Stixx is on the reals
Droppin bangers on the reals
Songs that get you in your feels
Well it’s that time again
Time to ascend

[Verse 2]
I got every single piece of fame
I got every illegal drug you can name
I got rappers that need to be trained
I gotta carry this damn rap game
Takin’ these rappers to “how to rap” school
Cause what I’m hearin’ now, it just ain’t that cool
When they spit that verse, yeah they look like a fool
What they doin’ to my ears, goddamn that’s cruel
These tracks got me on antibiotics
Gives me diseases and yes, they chronic
Gotta show them how to do all of this right
And kill the eardrums of everyone in sight
Crank the bass up, make it so damn loud
Kill the eardrums of everyone in the crowd
3 Band Distortion on Fruity Love Philter
Make sure the mixing’s completely off kilter
That’s just how it goes, it’s a way of life
If you still ain’t good, then you might as well die
Those were essential tips and you still failed
I don’t think you’ll ever prevail
Got an appointment at 3:45
To leave this plane of existence and fly
Fly to the top of the Billboard 100
Without me in the game, there’d be a conundrum

[Chorus]
We makin’ all the bills
Karat Stixx is on the reals
Droppin bangers on the reals
Songs that get you in your feels
Well it’s that time again
Time to ascend
Time to ascend, float right into the sky
We be gettin’ high like The Beatles tonight
Million a day till the day I die

[Verse 3]
People tryna expose me on Twitter
Think what I do is fake, well they just bitter
Think they lit, well I am litter
It’s their fate they should reconsider
Had a Roblox girl but nah I quit her
Threw her in the trash then I had to go
Cops been on me since my tax evasion days
And that was the last thing I wanted them to know
Bought myself a nightclub with my wrist
CEO of Racism, meet my fist
What’s your most famous song? Then I pull out a list
Your best song does not exist
They tryna spit bars but all of them missed
If you droppin’ trash I’ll leave you in the mist
If you relate to that consider yourself dissed
If you don’t, you just don’t get the gist
Karat, will you drop an album? If you insist
Then I drop an Metacritic score of 86
Rappers tryna drop a cease and desist
Just cause they ain’t even close to A-List
Come to think of it, they ain’t even on a list
When they wanna be on it, they need me to assist
But I’m only gonna do that with those that spit fire
Cause if you droppin’ trash, then you get dismissed

[Chorus]
We makin’ all the bills
Karat Stixx is on the reals
Droppin bangers on the reals
Songs that get you in your feels
Well it’s that time again
Time to ascend
Time to ascend, float right into the sky
We be gettin’ high like The Beatles tonight
Million a day till the day I die

[Outro]
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