The Sims vs Animal Crossing

[Intro]
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THE SIMS
VS
ANIMAL CROSSING!
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Angry Sim, Energetic Sim, Lazy Sim, Artistic Sim, and All]
What are these? Hugging trees, trying to rustle our leaves!
No need to speak, we'll use Simlish to ??? upstream!
Let me query these queers, arrange your face towards how we feel to ya!
Corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophilia
I would do this later, procrastinating to beat them
But I can be a better Mayor, just sleepin' in your museum
We can onomatopoeia em'! Swits Zorg! Ooh! Dabee!
Make their red noses bleed, turning over a New Leaf

[Verse 2: Villager 1, Villager 2, Villager 3, Villager 4]
Welcome to our Wild World, Sims here we go
Don't need to pocket your pool ladder to drown you with our flow
Town tuning out your shitty simulated committees
If you can't dig it, we got treaties, that'll keep you in your city
We got similar roots, but we can rip raw weeds
Let us trip you up with disses like a pitfall seed
Smashin' Sim City spinoffs, till' they're blue and noir
Now I suggest you take a seat, before we move it to the door

[Verse 3: Angry Sim, Energetic Sim, Lazy Sim, Artistic Sim, and All]
What are you talking about?
Our mods are iconic, ironic your failures handheld
Lookin' through nooks and crannies, just tryin' to ring a bell
Lets take it to the streets, we'll see who is talking
You're more or less of a threat then an actual animal crossing

[Verse 4: Villager 1, Villager 2, Villager 3, Villager 4, and All]
Argh, we're axe assassins, knap-sackin' the win
If you wanna be like us, than I'll make you MySim
It's PC vs 3D, you're stuck in '04
And Sims 4 was a bore, even slower than Spore (Ha, ha, ha)

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
Y-Y-YOU DECIDE!
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