King Tut vs. Yugi Muto

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
KING TUT
VS
YUGI MUTO
BEGIN

[Verse 1: King Tut]
Flow like the Nile, disses hot like the land that I rule
Gonna leave this grandaddy's boy royally schooled!
I'll bust your nose like the Sphinx, King Tut brings the thunder
No Magician can save you boy, I'm the eighth world wonder!
I will diss a mindless kid from ’96 in hieroglyphs!
He’ll find that my design’s divine, I’m twice as big as Cairo is!
The golden-aged boy king from the ancient era's
‘bout to go Apophis on this gothic Goku in mascara

[Verse 2: Yugi Moto]
Tutan, Khamun! if you really want to duel
I’ll activate my trap card under your bejeweled stool
My friends give me strength, believe in the heart of the cards
A mummy broken as you isn’t worthy of my graveyard

[Verse 3: King Tut]
I’ll banish your little deck up your anime anus
My legacy is ageless, while you became nameless
Your franchise is founded on myself, Ra and Isis
Now d-d-d-disappear with your silly identity crisis

[Interlude: Yugi Moto]
YU-GI-OHHHHHH!

[Verse 4: Yami]
Of all your tall tales there’s only one thing I trust
Your discoveries proved that you are nothing but a bust
It's time to duel! I'm the king of Games
And you're the off-spring of an incestuous tomb-raid
You claim that you reign, but now I’ve been summoned
And I'll leave you puzzled for millenniums coming!
Your life points are low, you're getting overwhelmed
You just got Yu-Gi-Owned, and sent to the Shadow Realm

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES