The Shelling (Dirtbag Jess)

[Verse 1]
Jessica Telephone always wished that she could
Be good at something other than blaseball
Jessica Telephone never thought that she'd be
Stuck inside of a gigantic peanut
While inside the peanut, Jessica decided
To learn all the words to the song Rap God
When she came back out everyone was surprised to learn
That Jessica was now a dirtbag

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
Jessica was pecked free of the shell by birds
And when she busted out, yeah, it was so cool
From that day, Jessica became the envy of all the other
Kids who went to her school
Anyone who listens, Jessica shows them how she learned
Every word to the song Rap God
Now she's shelled again and it's anyone's guess what song she's gonna
Come out knowing this time

[Guitar Solo Outro]