Melon, Collins

[Intro: Announcer]
(Next up to bat is Collins Melon, recent feedback transfer from the Houston Spies. Let’s see what they’re bringing to the Pocket this afternoon...)

[Chorus]
Melon, I'm a melon
Mellow and swelling
Blatting for the Breckenridge
Jazz Hands
Melon, Collins
I can hear you all calling
My favorite fans
Go on, tell 'em
Collins will shell 'em
Walking in the Pocket
With my best friends
Melon, Collins
I can hear you all calling
My favorite fans

[Verse 1]
You see
Houston was hot and toasty
And to Comfort the crowd
Breckenridge was ripe for trading
Down to the mound
And now Jazz just got a little bit sweetеr
Collins on the stage and you can hear thе odds teeter

[Chorus]
Melon, I'm a melon
Mellow and swelling
Blatting for the Breckenridge
Jazz Hands
Melon, Collins
I can hear you all calling
My favorite fans
(Tell 'em, Tammy—)

[Trumpet Solo: Tamara Crankit]
(Toot that horn!)

[Verse 2]
I can be a little seedy but that's not a surprise
I used to run laps with a team loaded with spies
But give me a chance and I'll aim to please
By stealing bases daily, getting outs as I seize em!

[Outro]
Melon, I'm a melon
Mellow and swelling
Blatting for the Breckenridge
Jazz Hands
Melon, Collins
I hear you all calling
My favorite fans
My ripest, sweetest fans
You can catch these hands