Inky Threw A No Hitter?!

[Verse 1]
A beautiful day at the Yellowstone National Ballpark
The moss was growing calmly on the bark
I'd been stuck waiting in line at the concessions stand
And when I got back to my seat, hotdog in hand
My friends said

[Pre-Chorus]
You won't believe it!
I took a picture!
Of what just happened with our normal human pitcher!
Inky Rutledge... threw a no hitter?

[Chorus]
Inky threw a no hitter
Inky threw a no hitter
I guess we shoulda known better
'Cause Inky's such a go-getter

[Verse 2]
Playing with the Fridays is always fun
But Inky wouldn't let them score a single run
And sure, he gave out a couple of walks
You know that doesn't mean we shouldn't talk

[Pre-Chorus]
About how Inky-
Inky?
Inky? Inky?
Inky? Inky? Inky? Inky?
Inky Rutledge... threw two no hitters?

[Chorus]
Inky threw a no hitter
Inky threw a no hitter
I guess we shoulda known better
'Cause Inky's such a go-getter

[Bridge]
With his pregame ritual
He can do no wrong
So get it on and bang that gong!

[Gong Solo]

There were those who'd say
He'd never do it, no way
That anyone who tried would do themselves harm
Unless they had, like, eight arms!

[Chorus]
Inky threw a no hitter
Oh, Inky threw a no hitter
I guess we shoulda known better
'Cause Inky's such a go-getter

[Outro]
Two no hitters in one season... huh