The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 4

[Danny Sexbang]
We made our way inside the cave
That the bear hatched in the mountain side
We found the alter of sweetness and atop it laid our prize
(Oh shit, the Chalice)
We fought through trials and risked our lives
Just for this one moment to arrive
It was emotional and tears strike to our eyes

[Choir]
They took the chalice from her hands and awesomeness was theirs
Now Danny can finally shave and cut that stupid hair
Then their friends came back to life, they even healed the bear
And no girl could resist the need to throw her underwear

[Danny]
Because we followed the guiding light
Of the North Star
The bond we share is indestructible and tight
Just like my pants
And now my heart is filled with the wondrous sigh
Of angel blessings
Our quest was over and we had all survived
Because friendship
And love will always triumph!

Kristen, wait!

This is not the best time to ask, but could you tell me
Just what is the chance of that blow-job?
One to ten, give me a number
If it's one, then I'll put my pants back on