Shredded Metal

[Skit - Danny Sexbang]
So for the past three and a half years, Ninja Brian and I have been working on the most intense metal song of all time
It's finally ready, so prepare your body for this shit
Go, Ninja Brian!

[Instrumental]
(Bloopy reggae jam)

[Skit - Danny Sexbang]
That's, that's not it. No. That's not-
Oh, you took some liberties?
That's, that's not metal
Play it right, please

[Instrumental]
(Bloopy reggae jam)

[Skit - Danny Sexbang]
That's the sa- That's the same so- Just, it's th-
That's just the underwater effect on the same song. Come on, man

[Instrumental]
(Bloopy reggae jam)

[Skit - Danny Sexbang]
Brian, I know you love bloopy reggae jams. Now is not the time
Could you please play the actual metal song
That we worked on for three and a half years?

[Verse 1]
(Metal riff)
Yes! Huah!
Back when Satan ruled the la-
(Bloopy reggae jam)
Goddammit!