The Rabbit & the Lady

Said the rabbit to the lady
"Love can be an object, too
Plant it in the ground and grow it
There's so much, there's so much
There's so much that it can do
Take a walk or let's go skiing
Ride a bus to some resort
Hold our bodies close together
Until we feel, until we feel
Until we feel them contort
I do love you pretty lady
Thoughtful; kind; religious, too
So can't we run away together
To consummate, to consummate
To consummate our rendezvous?"

Said the lady to the rabbit
"Love is not an easy word
To say when you don't really mean it
Makes the meaning, makes the meaning
Makes the meaning so absurd
Romeo, my savage lover
Send me out beyond the stars
Where people wear the funny derbies
And babies smoke, and babies smoke
And babies smoke the big cigars
Our love is a love that's equal
Not one of us could give a damn
So let us feast upon our glory
And finish up, and finish up
And finish up the Polish ham