Dinkle Dance

Every time I have to tinkle, I like to hold my dinkle
The children start to whimper when I do the Dinkle Dance
The ladies get embarrassed when they see me standing barest
I iron out the wrinkles when I do the Dinkle Dance

Now jeepers, goodness, golly, they see fat men are jolly
I like to turn the lights on when I do my Dinkle Dance
Don't laugh, it isn't funny! So come on, everybody
Therе's too much time a-wastin', now let's do the Dinklе Dance

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