I Did So!

I walked Mary Lou to the grocery store
We had to do her mother some chores
We cut through the woods on the way back home
And what do you think we saw? (What?)

I saw my girlfriend kissing with a polar bear
With ice cream cones wrapped in her hair
A pizza parlor with a soda pop
A man with a mug in his mouth (Ha-ha)
I did not! (You did so!)

I waited up all night for Santa Claus
But this is in the future when they don't celebrate Christmas
Then what the hell did I stay up for?
I did not! (You did so!)

I did not! (You did so!)
Oh yeah?

I pee-peed on the watermelon plant
And I look like a hat of General Grant
And what do you think I saw?
I did not! (You did so!)