The Pussy Song

Meeow, Meeow, Meeow, Meeow

My girl has got a pussy she keeps it hid from view
And everywhere that she goes that pussy goes there too
It don't drink milk or wash it's face and it don't even purr
But it's got lovely whiskers and a lot of ginger fur

A week ago last Tuesday I come home from the pub
I said 'Where's that little pussy that I love to stroke and rub'
But pussy wasn't willing and it was plain to see
Someone had already stroked her and that someone wasn't me!

And

(Chorus)
Somebody else is stroking the pussy that I thought was mine
Someone's petting and poking and it really is a crime
And now my heart is broken, I'll kill that filthy swine
'Cos somebody else is stroking the pussy that I thought was mine

Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy. Meeow. (x4)

I loved that little pussy, it filled me with delight
But now I never see pussy all day and it stays out late at night
Some Siamese or Persian has shattered all my dreams
He tickles her nose like I once did and he fills her up with cream

Meeow!
Pussy, Pussy!
Meeow!
Pussy, Pussy!
Meeow!
Pussy, Pussy!
Meeow!
Where are you, you fucking cat!

(Chorus)
Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy. Meeow. (x15)

Where are ya Pussy!
Pussy! Here Pussy!
Where are ya, ya fucking bastards!
Here Pussy! Pussssy! Pusssy!
Oh there you are, ya bloody animal!