The Premiere

Yeah
I’ve haven’t freestyled in a while now
Damn, wow!
I’m the president of rap now, so you have to bow!
Down to me, yeah, I have the crown
It’s the best MC in the world spilling the cup of tea
And like Wilbur Soot and the doormat
I’ll have the key in five seconds flat
Now, stop, wait a minute
Did you just make a dream SMP reference? Yes I did
I’m putting out tracks like Jake Paul when his bank account is not full
Listen to other MC tracks, wow those albums are very dull
Rap battle against Bеit Nun
I’d have to admit, that beating him would be fun
I makе rhymes for dudes, coming home from school
That wanna kick back and appreciate my rhymes
One day I’ll have enough time to put out a 30 track album
My rhymes are more clever than Dan Bull
So listen to all of my albums in full
One day I dream to get signed to a label
Innit, Breakin’ Bread, Freshnut, Tea Sea
Can any of these record labels handle me?
I don’t think so
You can find me at 711
Chuggin’ slushies like it’s September the 11th
I’ll enter the forest with a diamond pickaxe
A 11 year old Dr. Syntax
I’ll be spitting outside of the new IHop
Selling CDs on the KC Streets
Take a seat
Oh, you have my CDs? Those are keeps
This CD is the sickest in the world
I used to be a normal child
But now I’m letting my inner rap unfurl
This verse goes to everyone who bullied me
Watch out, cause sooner or later I’ll be pulling up in a rarri
It’s really boring here in the Great Plains
Nothing to do here, but no hate to my home state
6 subscribers as of late
I’ll rap over more by Tom Caruana
If people come to me and say they really wanna