A Letter to Michael J. Bostwick

Listen to the music
Yea Yea
Listen to the music
Dr. Domino
Ayyo
Embrace the music
Like DJ Benchuscoro
I give out my albums for free
But tell me:
Why would anyone want the new PCIII release?
The same exact thing
Every frickin year
Come one MJB, make something new to spread that christmas cheer!
The same Ad Astra tracks?
That makes me shed a tear
I see your bandmates left you
Hmm, I wonder why
They’re flying over anciеnt skies! That’s whies!
Why do you need so many music projects
I could namе them all in a couple seconds now
Pipe Choir
PCIII
PCONE
TMCDB
And your podcasts
You don’t even really put in effort
No wonder your most well know for your guinness world record

Dramatic lightbulb!
(mock scratching)
(rise and fall of bossanova beatbox)
Dream on, Bostwick!
Think on to the future
Stop thinkin bout the history
The wind is rising!