Greatest MC

Hi, I’m the greatest MC
The greatest MC since Slim Shady!
“Chka chka”
These beats will make me the new trendsetter
Finally, life really gets better
My rhymes are tastier than a muffaletta
I rap over Big Wall, not David Guetta
Welcome to the new LP
I be spittin’ bars here in Kansas City
And outside the newly renovated Arby’s!
My username used to be IACC3ptMYF8
So now Dr. D has come to take the cake
And no: If you’re wondering, these rhymes aren’t fake!
I got more rhymes than Justin Timberlake
CD Collecta in a small town
Betting that’ll make you frown
But look at me now
Rapping with confidence
And releasing new albums like the mayor of Providence

Yeah
So

Did I stutter?
Are your ears too cluttered?
Cause I said I was the best MC
So now you pick EMINEM over listening to me?
At least I’m kind enough to gift my albums for free
Yeah, Bruce Lee
I wish everyone who talked down to me could see me now
Because if they did everyone now would think their clowns
Driving and driving through a number of various towns
Trying to clear my headspace of various things that made me frown
So better come see me live on the streets of my very city
Bring your kids, I promise, I’ll be child friendly