The Poison

You don't need to talk to god cause you can talk to me
I'm the operator of this game and if you disagree
You can just look into my eyes and in my stare you'll see
Your team is just the notches when I tally up my killing spree
It's such an awful feeling being across the lane from me
Hear the rattle, turn the other way and run wildly
Fill even the toughest champs around with anxiety
If Sam Jackson was on a plane with me he'd sit quietly
Got ratios like Monty Python, they're ridiculous
Can't be caught off guard, I'm too meticulous
Destruction imminent, I've weighed your chances, you should bail
You can trust my measurements cause I'm completely covered in scales
You're all fails, I'm a high roller
I strike more often than a 300 average bowler
Incredily deadly, my toxin destroys and
Your team sucks pretty hard, maybe they can extract the poison

Another weak champ, I've beaten so many
Your kit's a joke, quit trying to pull my leg I don't have any
Yes it's true, but I bought boots anyway
Gold to burn, haven't lost a game in like twenty days

No escapes, hardly any CC but I still win
Cause I discard attackers easier than I can shed my skin
My fangs come in twins, your chances looking thin
Share my curse with world, this is just like original sin
There's no use trying to hide, Miasma on my side
I'm a snake in the grass and I won't be denied
Team's died a bunch but you know that none are mine
I'm deadlier than a busy signal on the suicide hotline
You send your tank in, I poison and I bite him
I might die but I'll come back with even more items
Noxious blast, twin fang, it's more than you can take
I come to battle deadlier and more often than solid snake
You really don't belong at all, you're getting massacred
I got a forked tongue delivering these biting words
This game is almost over, looks like it's not long
Your team's angrier than commenters when I post a rock song