Better Nerf Irelia

Try as hard as you like you can't stop me
Top of the top lane champs you can't top me
I crush everyone just ask Wickd
Pain train conductor punching everyone's tickets
And I'm blessed, my skillset is the best
Bladesurge so I never miss a CS
Captain of the guard, represent Ionia
Lane domination spend the whole game zoning ya
I reign supreme, take on your whole team
Go with everything, use me anytime like the guile theme
It's not a dream it's a stark reality
Never lose so playing out the game is a formality
"Balance in all things" except for me it seems
Immune to losses like a feeder vaccine
My haters bitch on the forums it's a disgrace
Maybe if they're lucky they can beat me in the codebase

Will of the blades and I run this battlefield
Win every trade when you see me your fate is sealed
I hope you're listening to what I'm telling ya
You lost another game, better nerf Irelia
They're hitting Hiten style, nerfing my ult CD
It won't matter at all, there's no stopping me
It's like you're not hearing anything I'm telling ya
You're still going to lose go ahead and nerf Irelia

I learned my skills from the great Master Lito
You fight like you learned yours from Danny DeVito
Like a mosquito, you're kind of a pest
About to be crushed by the best, no contest
Blades Trancedent, direct descendant of
Ass kicking sword fighting killers unrepentant
I'm so consistant, you'll never see me throw
Rely too much on your weapons "Try letting go!"
I paint the field with your blood like modern art
Harder to read than the bottom of an eye chart
I'm so fast that it's easy to box you in
I'll let you go if you can tell me where to find some Noxians
I want to give them tips, make sure they get my point
Stab, slice and cut'em apart at the joints
I show no mercy, you all better recognize
My only goal in life is a Noxian genocide

Will of the blades and I run this battlefield
Win every trade when you see me your fate is sealed
I hope you're listening to what I'm telling ya
You lost another game, better nerf Irelia
They're hitting Hiten style, nerfing my ult CD
It won't matter at all, there's no stopping me
It's like you're not hearing anything I'm telling ya
You're still going to lose go ahead and nerf Irelia