The Party Broke Up

[Intro]
Needless to say, the, the party broke up

[Verse 1]
Jason came in from Peoria
Wearing silk sunglasses
His girlfriend, Gloria, wore metal shoes
That emitted poison gases from the heels
One drink of that stuff
And Zam! The walls became floors
Became ceilings, became doors
The singer kept singing "Feelings"
That's right when I snapped
Needless to say, the, the party broke up

[Verse 2]
That, that flashing tie was a riot!
And what was that other remark that you made?
Oh yes, you're unemployed
Me too
I know what you mean
Someone began to discuss paranoia
When lightning destroyed half the room with one blast
The last of us killed off the wine and went home
Needless to say, the party broke up