Professor Night

[Verse 1]
Professor Night haunts a bar
Where he says there are
Two chicks for every guy
He says hi and gets laid
He's got it made
And he hardly has to try

[Chorus]
And they don't put up a fight
With Professor Night
Oh no, they don't put up a fight
With Professor Night
He's Professor Night

[Verse 2]
Professor Night has a flair
Combs his hair
With something the barber recommends
He blends right in and takes control
He really plays the role
At least he tries with all his might

[Chorus]
And they don't put up a fight
With Professor Night
Oh no, they don't put up a fight
With Professor Night
Meet Professor Night
He's the Professor
He's Professor Night
He's the Professor

[Bridge]
He's got a million lies on top
Got to keep the ladies happy
He says anything that makes the river flow
Is good to know
Professor Night

[Verse 3]
Professor Night has no love
And a driving glove
Won't keep you warm when the storm comes down
Pound for pound he's a loser
A destroyer not a cruiser
Johnny on the spot not Mister Right

[Chorus]
And they don't put up a fight
With Professor Night
Oh no, they don't put up a fight
With Professor Night
Meet Professor Night

[Outro]
He's the Professor
He's Professor Night
He's the Professor
Professor Night
He's the Professor
Meet Professor Night
He's the Professor
Professor Night