The Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7

[Intro: Oderus, spoken]
You know, back in outer space we used to drink - a lot
We used to smoke all kinds of kick-ass drugs
And we used to show blatant disrespect for any authority figures
Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...

[Verse 1: Mike Derks, spoken]
At that time, I was serving in The Master's 3rd Scumdog Legion, aboard a planetary infection barge, attempting to obey a host of confusing orders, but mostly satisfying only our lust for slaughter. Ragingly drunk half the time, I only realized a battle had started when I heard the roar of the fleet's plasma bombardment. Piling into our armored assault pods we began our descent to the planet's pulverized surface. We were met by a flight of primitive interceptors which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear hatred

[Chorus: Oderus]
Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
Obliteration of Flab

[Verse 2: Mike Derks, spoken]
On the horizon was the blazing outlines of a bombed city, the outlying areas dotted with flaming craters and fleeing refuges. I vomited out the window and led our battalion on a blazing attack on the non-combatants, pulp flying, their flesh in a rain of sulfuric plasma burst. The mass mutilation of a world ensued with those not fit for slave labor being herded into gigantic flaming pits. We laughed as several thousand years of cultural development were wiped out in a single blundering instant

[Chorus: Oderus]
Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
Obliteration of Flab

[Bridge]
Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
Captives fill the breeding hive
Desecrate their sovereign world
Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
Cultures crumble, races die
Stench of midgets fills the sky
Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
Pretty soon we'll break for lunch

[Spoken]
As we flew through deep space
Ritually disemboweling our victims
The navigator informed us that we attacked
The wrong planet
Hahahahaha

[Chorus: Oderus & Mike Derks]
Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 ("6")
Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 (Make that, "Flab Quarv 6")
Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 (The correct planet would be 6, Flab Quarv 6)
Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 (Excuse me, Oderus, it-it-it's 6)
Obliterate (I'm sure, I've checked)
Obliterate (It's on the map right here, 6)
Obliterate (No really, it's 6)
Obliteration