The Lonely Jew on Christmas by Kyle Broflovski
The Lonely Jew on Christmas by Kyle Broflovski

The Lonely Jew on Christmas

Kyle Broflovski * Track #27 On Season 1

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The Lonely Jew on Christmas by Kyle Broflovski

Release Date
Tue Nov 23 1999
Performed by
Kyle Broflovski
Produced by
South Park
Writed by
Trey Parker
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“The Lonely Jew on Christmas” sung by Kyle Broflovski in the Season 1 episode, “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo”.

Kyle feels left out on Christmas because his family celebrates Hanukkah and his friends inform him that Jews cannot eat Christmas snow.

Additionally, no one believes him about Mr. Hankey...

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The Lonely Jew on Christmas Annotated

[Verse 1]
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity

[Chorus]
I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas

[Verse 2]
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night, I'm singing 'Huhash Dogavish'
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles? Tell me, please

[Chorus]
I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
I can't be merry
'Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas

[Bridge]
Hey, little boy, I couldn't help but hear
You're feeling left out of Christmas cheer
But I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you should be glad

[Verse 3]
'Cause it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all
You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap and have him breathe his stinky breath on me!

[Chorus]
That's right, you're a Jew
A stylin' Jew
It's a good time
To be Hebrew
On Christmas!

[Outro]
On Christmas

The Lonely Jew on Christmas Q&A

Who wrote The Lonely Jew on Christmas's ?

The Lonely Jew on Christmas was written by Trey Parker.

Who produced The Lonely Jew on Christmas's ?

The Lonely Jew on Christmas was produced by South Park.

When did Kyle Broflovski release The Lonely Jew on Christmas?

Kyle Broflovski released The Lonely Jew on Christmas on Tue Nov 23 1999.

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