The Howard Hughes Sitcom

[Intro:]
"Hold on, sugar, where you goin'?"
"I’m walking down the street. What do you mean 'where I'm going?’"
"Oh, well I reckon we could get together and have us a little supper."
"'Reckon??' Where you from?"
"I'm from Houston, TX."
"What do you do? Where'd you get this big ol' car from?"
"Own 3 oil wells, 357 cattle, and a department store in Houston."
Jackpot!
Looks like it's gonna be a Howard Hughes sitcom!

I hit the jackpot
And I'm gonna be rich, baby
I hit the jackpot
And I’m gonna be rich, oh!

[Verse 1:]
From rags to riches, I’m loaded
Suddenly, the world has unfolded
Never knew how life could be without those pressures on me
I must admit, he's not my type
But he loves me good and treats me right
Contrary to what you feel
Cute don’t pay the bills

[Pre-Chorus]
Baby, I know that sex without love is wrong
But I'll grow to love him
I'd love to the respect the power
Of mutual finance

[Chorus:]
It's gonna be a Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
Every woman she would want to be involved in, now, baby
Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
I’ll play the role, he'll be the victim in this Howard Hughes sitcom

[Hook:]
Na na na na, na na na na
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I hit the jackpot
And I'm gonna be rich, baby
Na na na na, na na na na
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I hit the jackpot
And I'm gonna be rich, oh!

[Verse 2]
This is the business arrangement
I'll be your loving companion
In return, you'll give me economical freedom
It's such a privilege to have me
A decent, sexy young lady
In this world, seldom do these good things come free

[Pre-Chorus]
I realize I can adapt
It's on the line
And that's a risk that I'm gonna take
A girl in the world
Who wouldn't jump at the chance
To lay in front of the bed

[Chorus:]
It's gonna be a Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
Every woman she would want to be involved in, now, baby
It's gonna be a Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
I'll play the role, he'll be the victim in this Howard Hughes sitcom

[Chorus:]
Howard Hughes love affair
(Ha ha ha ha ha! RICH!)
That kind of love, I swear
Every woman she would want to be involved in this relationship
Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
I'll play the role, he'll be the victim in this Howard Hughes sitcom

[Bridge:]
Howard, Howard, Howard Hughes man
He's a Howard, Howard, Howard Hughes girl
They drive a Howard, Howard, Howard Hughes Rolls
Howard, Howard, Howard Hughes jewelry
Howard, Howard, Howard Hughes jet
Howard, Howard, Howard Hughes mansion
Howard... get the picture?
It's a Howard, Howard, Howard Hughes sitcom

[Pre-Chorus]
I know that sex without love is wrong
But I'll grow to love him
I'd love to the respect the power
Of mutual finance

[Chorus:]
It's gonna be a Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
Every woman she would want to be involved in, now, baby
It's gonna be a Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
I'll play the role, he'll be the victim in this Howard Hughes sitcom

[Chorus:]
Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
Every woman she would want to be involved in this relationship
Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
I'll play the role, he'll be the victim in this Howard Hughes sitcom

[Hook:]
Na na na na, na na na na
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I hit the jackpot
And I'm gonna be rich, baby
Na na na na, na na na na
Ha ha ha, I'm rich! Yes!
I hit the jackpot
And I'm gonna be rich, oh!

Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
Howard Hughes love affair
That kind of love, I swear
Howard Hughes love affair
Christmas every day!