I Look Good

Mommy, she's back!

[Intro:]
Steven Ivory: "I'm Steven Ivory from Real Life Magazine and we're here talking with Bernadette Cooper. Bernadette, how are you?"

Bernadette: "I'm fine, just lookin' good. Mmm hmm."

Steven: "That's good. That's good. You know, you've been off the scene for awhile. Where have you been? Incognito, or..."

Bernadette: "No, just kicking back, relaxing, and looking good. If you know what I'm talking about clap your hands."

Steven: "Uhh, you know, there's a rumor that you have a bit of an attitude."

Bernadette: "Attitude? Well I don't think I'm looking good, nobody's gonna think I'm looking good. Look Goods?"

Steven: "Well I can understand that, but why can't you just be nice?"

Bernadette: "Okay, I'm nice!"

Steven: "Mmm. But, what is this thing? This attitude thing? This vibe I get? Why don't you explain it to me?"

[Verse 1:]
What?
Well it's something that I really can't explain about
An attitude that you just gotta know
That's what it feels like

Attitude?
I'm a hell of a girl and I'm loads of fun
But you got to get to know me
To be brutally honest, way I like to be
Anything less don't expect of me
So here's the real deal
Give you the shpiel
On how I deal with myself on a daily basis
(Let's get busy)

I mean, walking down the street used to be easy, you see
Now people stop and they cruise me
They say, "Baby, what's your name? Where you goin'? What's your sign?"
I say, "Oh, nothin'! Just lookin' good!"
Just yesterday, I was strolling in the bank
And everybody had the scared look on they face
To my left, then I goes to my right
And Mr. Bank Robber aimed a Special on a Friday
So I walked up to him 'cause I had nothing to lose
I guess he observed I was lookin' good
He gave me the money
Then he threw down the gun
He said, "Are you Batgirl?"
"Well, no, I'm Bernadette."
"Well, who does your hair?"

[Chorus:]
I look good (I look good!)
Every time I walk into the room, that's right
I look good (I look good!)
They love me, they hate me
But they all say
I look good (I look good!)
See, I'm a hell of a girl and I'm loads of fun
I look good (I look good!)
But you got to get to know me

Just pretty
Flawless
Hang on fellas
It's gonna be a bumpy night

[Verse 2:]
Okay, yes I got an attitude
See, I got an ego
Oui, I seem a bit abrupt [?]
But I got a bank account to back me up
Illusions of grandeur?
Oh baby, this the big leagues
I ain't no amateur
This is live at the Apollo
I'm gonna leave you with
Something you can remember me by
A prophecying [?] lover
Lace, silk, face
I give you mental pictures
That the mind can't erase

[Chorus]
I look good (I look good!)
Everytime I walk into the room, that's right
I look good (I look good!)
They love me, they hate me
But they all say
I look good (I look good!)
See I'm a hell of a girl and I'm loads of fun
I look good (I look good!)
But you got to get to know me

C'mon baby, honey, good, baby
I look good (I look good!)
Every time I walk into the room, that's right
I look good (I look good!)
They love me, they hate me
But they all say, "She looks good though!"
I look good (I look good!)
See I'm a hell of a girl and I'm loads of fun
I look good (I look good!)
But you got to get to know me

[Bridge:]
Good, good, good, good, good, good!

[Break:]
Steven Ivory: "You know, about 3 years ago, you were responsible for this 'slap me' thing. What is that?"

Bernadette: "That's very passing. I don't wanna do that. Please."

Steven Ivory: "But can you do it for us?"

Bernadette: "No. Please. Okay, gosh!"

[Chorus:]
Slap me, slap me good, baby!
I look good (I look good!)
Everytime I walk into the room, that's right
I look good (I look good!)
They love me, they hate me
But they all say
I look good (I look good!)
See I'm a hell of a girl and I'm loads of fun
I look good (I look good!)
But you got to get to know me

Hang on, baby, good to me
I look good (I look good!)
Everytime I walk into the room, hot damn
I look good (I look good!)
They love me, they hate me
But they all say, "She looks good though, I gotta admit!"
I look good (I look good!)
See I'm a hell of a girl and I'm loads of fun
I look good (I look good!)
But you got to get to know me

Mommy, she's back!