Evolution Control Committee
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This skit is a pastiche of lunar landing documentaries, emulating their reverent tone, but with comical samples.
The speech is from an audiobook of The Onion: Our Dumb Century; speficically, the book’s retelling of the moon landing (titled “Holy Shit: Man Walks On Fucking Moon”)
The choir consists o...
-This is Tranquility Base. The Eagle has landed
Jesus H. Christ, Houston, we're on the fucking moon, over
-Roger, Tranquility, we copy that, we cannot believe you are on the fucking moon. Repeat: cannot fucking believe it, over
You are clear to hook up lunar equipment conveyors to walk--fucking walk--on the moon, over
-Holy living fuck. Are you fucking believing this, over?
-We read you, over
-I absofuckinglutely am standing on the surface of the fucking moon. Am talking to you from the surface of the fucking moon
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken-basket
-Uh, holy shit, Tranquility. Holy mother of fuck
The fucking moon, over