Don’t Miss The Great Snatch

I've had many people to ask me to put this on recording
And we're coming to you for all of you that are present here tonight

Dope, gambling, women dancing
Deuces wild, cooncan, and tunk
Many pleasures of life are used
But I happen to prefer the snatch

Prestige, honor
Money, women, men, nothing
Irene, Laura
And old gal Sue
I have made up in my mind
That nothing is gonna stop me
From making the snatch

See, I'm not gonna fool around here
And-and miss all these women
All these good-looking women
Let me get Laura
Let me have Mabel
And let me get old gal Sue
Fannie Lou, and all I can find--
I got to make the snatch

I would just get on out there and get with Marvin Gaye
Jackson Five, Gladys Knight and the Pips
Hey, man, Smokey Robinson
And everybody else, and I'd just have me a time

So don't miss that snatch

I'd like to say to- to the brothers
That no matter how well, how well they are shaped
How long their hair is
They are not worth missing the snatch
Sister, I don't care how tall, dark
And handsome that man might be
He is not worth missing the snatch

Two will be in the bed
And one snatch

And then let me go on to the disco
On to the disco, getting the Saturday Night Fever
Let me go on to the disco
On to the disco, and let me just have me a good time
And then let me go on to the disco
On to the disco, getting the Saturday Night Fever
Let me go on to the disco
On to the disco, and let me just have me a good time
Go on to the disco, humping and bumping
On to the disco, getting the Saturday Night Fever
Go on to the disco, limping and pimping
On to the disco, and let me just have me a good time
Go on to the disco, humping and bumping
On to the disco, getting the Saturday Night Fever
Go on to the disco, limping and pimping
On to the disco, and let me just have me a good time

There have been other little snatches before the big one
See, if there have already been some, there would be some more after the big one
If you miss the big one, then don't plan on getting involved, if you miss the first one

The snatch is imminent
The snatch is at hand
The snatch could come any day now
We gotta be ready when Jesus cums