The Fidget Spinner Song

[Introduction]
Wow!
I can feel my anxiety lessening every time I spin my fidget spinner!
Let the autism consume you

[Chorus 1]
Fidget spinner, fidget spinner, spinning around
Fidget spinner, fidget spinner, please don't slow down
Fidget spinner, fidget spinner, my favorite trend
It helps me to forget that I don't have any friends

[Verse 1]
I like to play with fidget spinners every day
When it twirls in my fingers, everything is okay
As long as it keeps spinning
It will help me deny (Holy fucking shit!)
The inevitable fact that I'll eventually die

[Chorus 2]
Fidget spinner, fidget spinner, spinning around
Fidget spinner, fidget spinner, please don't slow down
Fidget spinner, fidget spinner, making me smile
So I don't have to think about my death for a while

[Verse 2]
Without my fidget spinner, I feel nothing but strife
My mind begins to doubt that there's an afterlife
If there isn't any god, then we are all on our own
But fidget-spinning makes me feel like I'm not alone

[Interlude]
Wait, fidget spinner! What are you doing?
You can't slow down now, I need you!
Please don't stop spinning!
I-I don't wanna have to think of all those bad thoughts in my head!
My life is meaningless without you!
No! No! Noo!

[Chorus 1]
Fidget spinner, fidget spinner, spinning around
Fidget spinner, fidget spinner, please don't slow down
Fidget spinner, fidget spinner, my favorite trend
It helps me to forget that I don't have any friends