The Family-Friendly Noose Song

[Verse 1]
What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well I'm about to tell you
But first, I have to note
That you never should ever consider
Putting a rope around your throat

[Chorus]
So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope

[Verse 2]
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes its mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose

[Verse 3]
There's a hundred uses for the hangman's knot
That have nothing to do with
K-Y-S (Never do that)
You can make a stylish belt
To hold up your pants
You can tie them to your wrists
And do a hangman's dance
Well you could tie your shoes
Or you could make bananas fly
You could stir a mixture
Hang a picture
Anything you try

[Chorus]
So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose