Japanese Rap

[Verse 1: Rusty Cage]
Whoever said you can't rap over a Nardan harp?
I got the kind of flow for tearing sucker MCs apart
Where do I start?
I guess I'll put the pick to the strings
Hit the keys, and we'll see what the rhythm will bring
Yeah, I like the sound of it now
With that boom-boom-tack
You know it's bound to get wowed
You better turn it up loud, before it all gets nixed
I think it's 'bout time to put some bass in the mix
With my lyrical sword I chop through
Leaving everyone in cuts, asking "what do I do?"
Well let me tell you, you suckers need to sharpen your skills
If you never train, then you're never making the kill
So if you wanna see action, then you've gotta prepare
You gotta strengthen your mind, you gotta conquer your fear
You gotta put it all behind you with your fists to the front
But you ain't choppin' through shit, if you're scared to confront
So listen buddy, let me tell you 'bout the laws of the land
'Cuz you ain't never gonna make it if you can't understand
But if you stick to the plan, then it'll all work out
And let the samurai seven toss away all doubt

[Chorus]
You gotta hit the keys when you're feeling this shit
You gotta pluck the strings when you're feeling this shit
You gotta pump the bass when you're feeling this shit
And if you're turning Japanese then you're feeling this shit
You gotta hit the keys when you're feeling the shit
You gotta pluck the strings when you're feeling the shit
You gotta pump the bass when you're feeling the shit
And if you're turning Japanese then you're feeling this shit

[Verse 2: Super Tokyo Man]
Ey yo, I'm plastered, I mastered the art of the kill
I'm comin' after all you suckers with the heart of my skill
Defending all the people from the land of Japan
You can hear them shout: “Here comes Super Tokyo Man!”
You know I'm taking command, and I ain't planning to quit
Because I'm slaying all you villains till you drop and submit
Shit, I know I'm gonna hear from the vultures
Coming at me, saying: “It's appropriation of culture!”
But they mad wack, from their computer they attack
'Cuz they realize they circumcised lyrics are hack
I got passion and fashion, as all of you know
I'm leaving suckers behind, saying: “Ah, here it go!”
My visions laser, I'm the Tokyo savior
Slicing through your misbehavior with my lyrical razor
'Cuz I got the power of a samurai MC
Even Godzilla doesn't wanna fuck with me!
I got my body armor covered from my head to my feet
So if you see me coming, buddy, then you better retreat
With my ronin on my side and my nerves are steady
"Are you prepared for battle?" Shit, you know that I'm ready!
Swords drawn, horseback, as we plan our attack
With our banner flying high representing the pack
The dangerous duo, so I know that we will defeat
And I feel sorry for the enemy we're planning to meet!

[Chorus]
You gotta hit the keys when you're feeling this shit
You gotta pluck the strings when you're feeling this shit
You gotta pump the bass when you're feeling this shit
And if you're turning Japanese, then you're feeling this shit
You gotta hit the keys when feeling the shit
You gotta pluck the strings when you're feeling the shit
You gotta pump the bass when you're feeling the shit
And if you're turning Japanese, then you're feeling this shit