Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Performed by Adam Sandler and Jon
Contributed by Chris Durkin
Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
Diner
Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?
Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh
The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I
Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees
With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...I'm watching my
Weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead
Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...I wanted to mix the ketchup with the
May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate
Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate
Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-
Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready
Excited Southerner: Hoooo...