Ode To My Car

Here we go

[Chorus]
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fucking pile of shit
Never gets me very far

[Verse]
My car's a big piece of shit
Cos the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
It's a piece of shit

I can't see through the windshield
Cos it's got a big fucking crack
And the interior smells real bad
Cos my friend puked in the back
It's a piece of shit

Piece of shit car
Piece of shit car
He's got a piece of shit car
It sucks royal dick
That fuckin' pile of shit
100% crap
Never gets him very far
Oh, fuck you, car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
They can bite his ass too
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
You fuckin' piece of shit

Piece of shit car
I got piece of shit car
He got a piece of shit car
Diesel gas sucks my ass
That fuckin' pile of shit
That pile of metal shit
Never gets him very far

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-through
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fucking stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
Ouch, ouch, ouch
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
What a pain in his ass
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
He never ever gets the pussy
Hey, shut up
Piece of shit car
You piece of shit car

You got a piece of shit car
You piece of shit car
Piece of shit car
Bald fuckin' tires
You got a piece of shit car
No rearview fucking mirror
Piece of shit car
Seven different colors
You got a piece of shit car
Fucking rag for a gas cap
Piece of shit car
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
You got a piece of shit car
Piece of shit car
You got a piece of shit car
Piece of shit car
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
You got a piece of shit car
Cabby give me a push
Piece of shit car