The Eater

[Intro 1]
I have a message for y’all
Listen

[Chorus 1]
This is a weird world full of weird people
Everything is strange and weird, yeah
A weird world full of weird people
Nothin’ seem good unless its weird

Uh!

[Spoken work]
Thank you, thank you ladies and gentlemen, old folks and fools, and faggots and [?] and all that kind of stuff and what not. Welcome to the second show. We were gone a little more than five minutes, but thanks for waitin’ on us. Like I said earlier, my name is Blowfly, and the band you hear in the background is James [?]… I meant James [?]. We gon’ open up with a little thang by Bob Kuban and In-Men. They call it a “The Cheater” and we call it “The Eater,” and it goes somethin’ like this

[Intro 2]
Yeah!

Alright
Better listen to me now

[Verse 1]
Haven’t you heard about the guy known as The Eater?
He’ll get your girl hot and funky, then he’ll eat her
When he [?] now
You’ll hear the [?]
[?] eat [?]
If you eat me up I’ll put my boyfriend down

[Bridge]
That Eater, he ate my baby
Away from me!
And every time he open up his mouth
I see my babies hurryin’ to see

[Verse 2]
But he’s gonna find [?] wasn’t so [?]
‘Cause he ate that girlfriend of mine, now
And is gonna catch the claps
His lips will start runnin’
And you’ll hear the bitches hummin’
Gonorrhea for The Eater
Blue balls for the fool-[?] clown
[?] for The Eater
Yeah-yeah!

[Breakdown]
Uh!

[Chorus 2]
Weird world full of weird people
Everything is strange and weird
Oh, weird world full of weird people
Nothin’ seem good unless its weird

[Outro]
Now, ain’t that the truth. Next we gon’ do a tune by Mr. Brook Benton. Its a very very big record, but I’m sure this gon’ be bigger the way we do it. He called it “Rainy Night in Georgia.” We call it “Spermy Night in Georgia,” and it goes somethin’ like this. Ready, fellas?

Uh!

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