Intro

[Intro]
Oh now
Yes now, oh yeah now

[Verse]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, old folks and fools
Faggots and bull-laggers, werewolfs and vampires
And all that kind carrying on
My name is Blowfly and I want to welcome you
To the first show of the evening
Uh-uh baby, see your mind in the girls already
We blow minds, not behinds
As I was sayin', the band you hear groovin' in the background
Is known all over the country and the universe
And on the moon, and mars, and everywhere else
As James Funk And The Saints
We're gonna sock a little thing into ya
By beat-it B.J. Thomas, I will get that name mixed up
Whatever it stands for
Anyway, there's a thing from a motion picture
Call it "Raindrops keep fallin' on my head"
We call it "My baby keeps fartin' in my face"
And it goes somethin' like this
Yeah, uh, ah