Shitting On The Dock Of The Bay

[Verse 1]
Shittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be shittin' here 'til the evenin' come
Watchin' my turds fall in
That I take 'em back out again, oh I

[Chorus]
I'm shittin' off the dock of the bay
Watchin' my great big turds float away
Shittin' off the dock of the bay
Makin' a big stink (Listen)

[Verse 2]
I ate some black eyed peas, Georgia
Oh and they makin' me feel so sad, yeah now
And everytime I have to use a bathroom
It hurts my rear end so bad, so bad

[Chorus]
So I'm shittin' off the dock of the bay
Just watchin' my turds float away
I'm shittin' off the dock of the bay
Just wastin', wastin', oh

[Bridge]
(Go ahead, son, you ain't goin' out to heaven no how)
I, I, I, I-I, oooh now, yeah, uh
I see the lady in the front row keep
Askin' me what it is we playin'
This is our theme song, baby
For the next show I'm gonna sing the words to it
Start weird world for the weird people
Second show, O.K.?
Next we'll do a thing by
A young man that ain't been on the scene
In quite a while, Mr. Major Lance
We're gonna do a little thing was written by
Mr. Curtis Mayfield and The Impressions
They call it "Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm"
We call it the fart song, toot-toot-to-toot-toot-toot
Go somethin' like this, yeah, uh
Shucks