The Dragon Song

[HARRY, spoken]
Accio, guitar!

[sung]
Hey, dragon
You don't gotta do this
Let's reevaluate our options
Throw away our old presumptions
'cause really
You don't wanna go through this

I'm really not that special
The Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
The truth is in the end
I'm pretty useless without friends
In fact, I'm alone
Just like now
Anyhow

I spend my time at school
Trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I don't know any spells
Still, manage to do well
But there's only so long that can last for
I'm living off the glory
Of a stupid children's story
I had nothing to do with
Just sat there and got lucky
So level with me buddy
I can't defeat thee
So please don't eat me
All I can do
Is sing this song for you

[HARRY]
Lalala lala

Lalala lala

Lalala lala

Lalala lala
[DRAGON]

Rarara rara

Rarara rara

Rarara rara
[HARRY, spoken]
That's right, dragon.

(sung)
You never asked to be a dragon
I never asked to be a champion
We just jumped on the bandwagon
But all we need is guitar jammin'

[HARRY]
So lalala lala

Lalala lala
[DRAGON]

Rarara rara
[HARRY, spoken]
Good night, dragon.

I beat the dragon!